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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Circles rounded.
Lines.

Your Moody tot too much.
My Moody got too much.

Aching of fingers.

Lost of words for a night.

couldn't see the requirement.
meet the round nonesense.

take no more.
fell to bottom.
sink to seldom.
mess with nonesense.

i am u who makes me i
u are me who makes u u

too much gives.
i got least.

PS>>>>>>> We can do better than this. -_-???

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Saturday, December 31, 2005

Here's some of my social night photo of my OCS in 61/05 Sierra Wing. Kinda exp though. Paid $100 to eat some buffet with just a few dishes. I guess probably most of the funds must had gone to the attractive prizes such as PSP, IPOD etc. Still had so much hope on winning the PSP as the 1st prize. but in the end only got a some little consolation prize, a cologne as i participated in a game during the social night. but anyway, its a very nice experience. =)



Darling and I




Buddy Samuel



Abel,Riane,Darling,Emmanuel


Samuel's date... Swee boh

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Sunday, November 27, 2005

Me with racing suit.. lol =)

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Saturday, November 12, 2005








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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

This is an entry specially blog for you...

I hack into your account, MY emmanuel,
When i say "MY", i mean u are really mine, :)
And i believe it will be forever, we could both very sure about it.
Happiness.

I look into your eyes everyweek when i squeeze myself into your arms,
you made promises, promises that i always believe in it.
I love the way u are so sweet to me.
Sweetest.

Coco Gifts,
Banding Names.
Our love could be seen, felt, smell, taste, touch.
Everything that happened every weekend now adays is so so sooooo magical.
With the surroundings, the contents, the enviroment, the water, the building, the tress, the grass, the everything, most importantly, our trust and lust for each other, Blessed with it, Nicely Done.

I couldn't stop missing u on the days u're away,
Its a rountine already.
12 days of block leaves will be our chance to catch back time we'd missed.
Yeah! Freshness.

Lets start planning for THE future..
the sweetest family of all, the coolest kids,
the fastest ride, the Stylest Home.
Our Colours, Our Originity.
Ours.

Everlasting Moments.

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Monday, April 25, 2005

Damn, my mini cooper hope just diminished 2 days back!! I realised I had forgotten to send my other entries over(only sent out 9 entries). OMG.. After drinking so many cans of coke and collecting those "Rings"(or whatever thats called) , i actually can forget to send the rest over. Sigh.... Though its jsut a mini One, but it definitely looks just as nice as a Supercharged cooperS. Well, even if i were to send them over, my chances of winning also freaking slim. haha.. *Stop consoling yourself!!* I probably end up wasting my money on stamps. hmmm... i think i'm going to bed already. before that, i need to pray
*O Lord, Bless me that all other competiting entries would be lost on the way and that I can be the lucky jerk to get that Mini One with just only 9 entries. O Lord, send an angel over to whoever that is conducting the draw to call me up and announce to me that the winner is Emmanuel Woon. Amen*

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Thursday, March 31, 2005

rush here rush there. rush here rush there. Everyone in the office is so hectic. but what am i doing now ? I'm blogging!! hahaha... abit scared. looking out for my boss. better dun let him see me doing nothing while the rest got so many things to do. hahaha. This is so nice being newbie. nice. doing work kinda easy. do some data entry and photocopying only. but data entry can be really tiring man. heh.. gotta go.. else boss spot me playing computer and surfing nissan forum.. GTG!!!

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I just watch Italian Job... was really a damn nice show man... mini cooperS really is a damn zippy and powerful car. I wish i can have 1 of them. haiz... really desperate for a Mini CooperS... will some1 be kind enough and grant me this small little wish of mine ? its only cost $120,000++++. Its ok, i'm gonna strike lottery this april... i know i'm dreaming. but just let me dream... its getting late. gotta go to work tomorrow. feeling kinda down.. dunno is the work that makes me feel kinda moody now or is it the desire for a cooperS making me felt kinda fuck up. that job really sucks. sat on the office chair all day long do nothing but just typingworse of all.. all my colleagues are either auntie or uncle. cant really chat with them which makes the job even more tiring. dunno if i should stop working and enjoy the day till i get enlisted into NS. I really wanna be a "Ah Seah". Loaded with cash and slack all day long. or maybe play car all day long. i can only dream of being one.. cos its impossible. i going to lie down on the bed and start dreaming bout cooperS. See ya pals.

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Tuesday, March 29, 2005


On Sentosa Bus.
Get Low.

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Altogether.
Get Low!

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I'm just back from two of my interview. First interview i really left a very nice impression to my interviewer. I think he is god damn GAY. He saw me outside the room and he gave me a FEW eyes contact, in return, i gave him a smile. waited not long after, he asked me to enter the room. He kept on complimenting about my looks. lol. made me high, but at the same time let me wonders if he is gay. Since when a guy will keep on complimenting about another guy directly. he said " aiyo.. your smile is so attractive. You are the best candidate i had seen since this morning. I;m sure you will get a job. (btw, i went to some kind of job recruitment agency). I'm like, "Darn" , what are u trying to hint me, Are u a gay or something.
Dan went to taman jurong for next interview doing some data entry or perhaps helping them to develope a website. I'm really keen on that job, cos its so near where i stay. like 1 straight bus. taking probably 15mins from my house. They are on the verge of employing me already. at least i can sense that they are really considering my application. if i din tell them i'm waiting for enlistment letter, i would had already preparing for work tomorrow. Well, what i can do now is only pray that they are willing to use me for a few months. i told them a lie about when my enlistment would be.. heh. cos earliest i'll be going in is around june. latest is end of this year. but i only tell them i'll probably be going in there end of this year. haha. nontheless, they need to think about my application. *sorry catherine* heh.

And oh yah. yesterday the burrow that both of my scorpions is in collaspe. haha. something fell in and destroyed their burrow. luckily they were not being burried alive. dig them out and i realise that they had grown so BIG already.. so happy man. is like 3 to 4 inches already. never knew they are so big until yesterday, cos they hid in their hole all day long. never had a chance to look at them. guess they had to start digging again to make themselves a hideout. =)

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Today went to eugene's place motive was to wash car and to spray my engine bay(those bits and pieces). But din get to wash my filthy and dusty car well cos i dunno where is my shampoo and eugene doesn't have 1 at home. Darn!! so no choice. -_- Sprayed 3 little caps to red only to make my engine bay with more red items. heh. Used a water hose to just simply wash my car off those dirts which includes the annoying birds' droppings which had stained my windscreen for so god damn long.
Yay!! jerry's brother finally manage to get for me the matt black sticker for me! Its really a long wait for like probably close to a month. haha. almost everyday also rushing jerry to ask his bro bout the sticker. and today he finally secure that sticky sticky black thingy for me. I'm really eager to paste that on today man. But it was kinda late and wenjie had to go off. So think pasting it tomorrow will be a better idea. Gugu bird wenjie. hahaha. but its ok. I think my dad's car wun look like 1 a old man is driving anymore. haha. more like for ah beng with the matt black sticker on the bonnet. haha. after washing car, spraying some of the things to red and waiting for jerry to finish chatting with his beloved Tricia, it was 2330 already. Went to Al ameen for a tea and dan headed back home.
Darling, sorry that today i din talk to u much. but in the day on the phone with u was really sweet. Love u baby!
*counting down 23 more days*

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Saturday, January 22, 2005

I'm now so very crazy about cars. everyday also dreaming about driving fast cars and smoking ppl. But my dad's car is just now up to standard to smoke anyone other dan kanchil who is "challengable" (if theres such a word). Enough about cars for the moment. else meimei will kill me.

I used to be crazy about fighing fish in the past. I kept so many fighting fish eh. so many jars of them. dan everytime bring meimei go so many places to see fighting fish. I find them really beautiful to admire eh. i started off with some long veil tails fish. After that thinking they're not nice enough. dan i spend more money on crowntails. Crowntails kinda exp. Cost probably around $20 over for a average looking 1. I've got a melano color crowntail (kinda like black) and i placed it in the tank in my room. Simply beautify my room instantly with it swimming around and flaring. hahaha. Had a pair of Opaque(white) double tail halfmoons as well. but they aren't really pretty as their tail not as big. At one moment i had like almost 10 over fighting fish. Changing water weekly for them is so tiring eh. imagine how many times i have to walk to and fro the toilet and my living room. each time i can only bring 2 tanks to the toilet, change water put them back and bring another 2 jar. haha . but i enjoy doing it. feeding them wasn't easy as well. Fed them with frozen blood worms. as it is frozen . i have to defroze it and use a fork to feed them. like feeding baby. scooping the worm onto the fork and dropping it into the tank.

The most interesting part of keeping fighting fish is when i tried to breed them. I went to clementi Blk 386( if i remember correctly) and got myself a red color female crowntail. cos melano crowntails are kinda hard to come by. so i decided to just try cross the colors. left the female with the male for a couple of days. The female finnage were badly torn as the male attack her. Poor gal. But after that, i saw them mating!!! damn.. haha . so excited. the male will wrap around the female and the female will drop the eggs. i dunno how the male ferterlize it. but anyway, after dropping the eggs. the male will pick them up with his mouth and place it inside the bubble nest dat it had made. after the spawning is over. I have to quickly remove the female and let the male look after the babies. each time an egg drop off the bubble nest on the floor. the male will carefully put them back into the nest. haha.. amazing isn't it. haha.. the female bore me like almost 200 to 300 babies. but in the end. none survive =( i wasn't able to get the correct food for them. haiz. sad. if i've got live daphnia or something else. those babies would probably had make it. and i'll have lotsa fighting fish around my house.. lolz. A very good experience for me though. btw, i do have a fighting fish at home now. crowntail. but doesn't look as nice liao. cos never really look after it. Fighting fish with big fins had to be well taken care of. if not fins will rot. =)

Here's some pics of crown tails and half moons if ya dun know how they looks like.


Melano Crowntail( I had one similar to this in the past)




This is a Opaque Double Tail Half moon ( had a pair of this as well. but 1 male and a female)


Royal Blue Double Tail Half moon




Red single Tail half moon




Red Crowntail




looking at them now makes me drool!!


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Thursday, January 20, 2005

Hao Lao Po!!! I love u so much!!! You're really the best wife in the world. You're the kind that every guy wanna marry. =) But i'm the lucky guy that had gotten you. Heh... Thanks so much darling. Thanks for the new blog skin that you'd done. i really like it alot. Muacks!!!!! Darling, you faster come back can? I wanna give u a hug!!! -=[Em_4eVa]=-

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Saturday, December 18, 2004

Today was a damn fun day eh. I skipped lessons from 10am to 5 pm and went to Pasir Gudang with my friends. Actually I am suppose to get into the circuit to have a feel of how racing is like and going into corners at high speed. But my dad's car really cannot make it. was suppose to mount a oil cooler in my engine bay the day before but my engine design was so bad that mounting a oil cooler was impossible. But they change my spark plugs for me which might increase a little of my horsepower. My brake pad was also in bad condition. really had no confidence in going down with my dad's car. but anyway, had a very thrilling ride as a co-driver. perhaps more like a passenger. imagine going into at corner at a speed of 120kmph and top speed almost reaching 200kmph. WOW!! exciting. though din get a chance to drive my own car but it was really a nice experience. When next time i has got a better ride. I'll defitely go there and experience it myself. heh. keep pushing to driver to go faster cos sometimes think that the speed is too slow for the corner. ask him to GO FASTER GO FASTER!!! hahahaha. the car total did around 12 laps. dan come back with a wear off tyre, as in like u peel orange. the tyre like got peel off . really hardcore racing. saw a lot of rex and there is even a female driver. after that we wanted to go for go-kart but than too bad the go-kart is not open for business. dan i went for a car wash. cost me only RM$7 . so damn cheap. wash car. vacuum and wax tyres. haha. but after washing car. it rain!! damn. but ok la. paying $7 ringgit for vacuum. I really wanna go to the circuit and play!!! hahaha. gotta go sleep now. last night slept fror only 2 hrs plus . gotta go liao.. ZZzzZzzzZzz

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Thursday, December 02, 2004

Haiz, just got home after sending my girlfriend to the airport. She's going back to Hongkong for god knows how many months. Starting to miss her so much already now. Been used to having her by my side 24/7 and now she is no longer nagging beside my ears really felt a little awkward and lonely at the same time. Dunno how am i going to go through this few months of loneliness, single-life. Really dun wanna to part with her, but what can i do to stop her from going back to her family. "Darling!! I miss you ah!!"

just now on the way home PIE was so jammed. traffic was so damn slow that sometimes i have to come to a complete halt. think there's an accident or something. A baby mercz(baby merz) stopping at the 2nd lane and a WRX at the road shoulder. There is some serious with WRX drivers in singapore. Theres like so many accidents happenning on WRX and Rex drivers.

One of my friend today was so damn unlucky. He's driving a WRX today and he got stop by ROV. He wasn't speeding as far as I know but ROV ask him to follow him for inspection. I think he can scrapped his car already. He's car is so damn heavily modded.400++ horsepower(he's car is featured in this month Hotstuff Issue 26). Dunno how he will settle the fine and everything. *good luck to u Danny*

Then just now on the lift, guess who I saw? I saw Rei Umehara going for tuition.. haha. tutoring Pri 4 kid .. haha.. so coincidence...

Darling.. When ya over there. Please take good care of urself. I'll be missing you badly over here =...( Come online often k ? good gal ah. Sayang sayang, muacks.. I gottta stop here, if not i'll be too long winded.

*go eat dinner *

Luv you darling. Muacks muacks muacks.

*waiting for u be back here* *Come back fast!!*

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Monday, November 29, 2004

I guess I have to update my blog more often and try to make blogging as a habit. My gf is going back to HongKong soon and this ain't a short trip for her. She'll probably stay over there for a few months which means i have to miss her plenty, SHUCKS!!. Maybe blogging is the only way that she will know what I've been doing and blah blah blah.

Just came back from a very adventurous trip I can say. Went up to genting with one of my ex-classmate(Yaowen) and her girlfriend(Tingz).. which happens that his gf is my gf(Meimei) close friend.. hehe. Actually din really meant to make that trip possible but cos of our gfs, this trip is real.MOM DIN KNOW WE DROVE UP.. SHHhhhHHHHh We rented a car on tuesday night and set off for Genting Highland on wednesday morning. By the way, we all do not know the way there. Driving there is really energy-draining. It took us approximately 5 hours or so to reach Genting Highland. My gf got so excited about the trip as she had never been to Genting before.. So I gotta make it a memorable 1 for her. *hope it is* Before we reach the peak, there is a temple along the way up the hill. My friends and my gf entered the temple to take a look and prayed leaving me waiting for them to finish offering incense and so on.

First day over there was ok, watch "The Incredibles" over there for RM$10. It's like less dan S$5. The show is so damn nice, and Dash is so cute. Haha. Next morning my gf and I woke up around 0930 for breakfast and then rush to the outdoor theme park cos we gotta check out before 12. Not enough time!!! Only managed to sat on A ride cos due to raining also la. dunno whats that ride call. but its like free-falling from a very high level. My balls almost came out of my mouth. hahaha. but its fun though. After checking out, We headed for Kuala Lumpur. Didn't know the way as well, but this time round, we've got a map of Kuala Lumpur. Drive around the city and tried looking for hotels. We all decided to settle on a cheap one as we have sufficient funds and we need to have some cash for our return journey. Anyway, a hotel is just for us to rest ourselves, so I think hotel doesn't really matter. After we got ourselves our own rooms at Jalan Bukit Bintang, we headed to a restaurant for our dinner. The food there is nice ya know, and its kinda cheap. went shopping after dinner and before we know its 9pm and alot of the shops had got their shutters shut. Sigh.. but its ok... we headed for Zouk(Kuala Lumpur)!!! Damn excited about going there initially. but when we reach there, we realise that we are too young to enter. It says"21 Years and Above" .. Talk with them but they insist on letting us just sat at the wine bar or i dunno what they call that. Zouk looks damn fun man... but fuck...

Gotta check out before 12pm over at this hotel again. so pack our stuff into the car and went Times Square. Bought a recon t-shirt over there for RM$129. Think should be a little cheaper than Singapore i suppose. Funds are running out and i'm spending money like as if i've got plenty.. hehe. Went theme park with my gf. Damn... felt like vommiting so much after playing just a few rides only.. all my gf faults.. :p but the roller coaster is fun... Went to Chinatown after which for shopping again. hey... lotsa fake stuff over there.. Bought myself a mont blanc pen for RM$25, looks so damn real with serial no. engrave on it.lolz.. Still find the price alittle too steep after bargaining from RM$75 to RM$25.(they think tourist are dumb, but i think i'm dumb enough to pay him RM$25 for it)
Not long after, four of us are left with RM$100++ in all. So I think its better for us to head back home from Kuala Lumpur. Reach Singapore around 2+ in the morning(Saturday).
Thank God for blessing us with a safe trip. Upload some pictures for u guys to take a look.






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Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Heh... managed to get a new blogskin to replace my old ugly sickening skin.
School is reopening soon. haiz. Cant rot and sleep all i want like now. Hell!!!

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Saturday, May 29, 2004

Damn!! This hols is so damn boring... rotting my way thru this holiday. maybe i should do something to this ugly blog of mine. my marquee "Jerkyboys" looks so turn off....hmmm.... What should i do at this hour alone at home... Its almost 2am and dun think there's anywhere i can go. Cant blame my gf for turning in so early cos her working hours seems so really long. think should call some buds out for supper later but on second thoughts... *are they asleep* ... hmmm... should try my luck .. Heex...

will be back again.. =)
gotta call up my buds
*Dialing....*


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